Friday, February 21, 2014

Viva! Mesa! Gramaphona!


"They’re Turks," he advised Lucky, "and like all Turks they squeeze every shilling to death. But I do a good business with them so I must suffer their ways." He shrugged. "Of course, everybody in Famagusta is a Turk – even the Greeks have become Turks for living so long among them."

On the way they skirted the edges of the British Dhekelia military base and just before they came into view of the city they were stopped by soldiers manning a roadblock.

A young corporal peered at Jim and Kyriakos suspiciously. "Papers," he said brusquely and when they were handed over he examined them back to front. "Where are you going?"

Jim explained they were on an outing to Famagusta. The soldier looked at Lucky through narrowed eyes. "You’re English, aren’t you?"

Lucky shook his head. "American," he said. He pointed at Jim. "He’s my teacher and he’s going to show me Othello’s tower."

The soldier was surprised at this reply. "A teacher?" he said, incredulous. "Say, do your mum and dad know what you’re up to?"

Lucky assured him that they did. "You can call my father at the embassy and see," the boy said, bluffing.

Neither his father or mother were reachable at any place except the CIA base and there was no way Lucky was going to give the soldier that number. To strengthen his bluff he presented his ID card – which had a picture of him, plus query numbers at the embassy. It had a very imposing seal on it and identified him as a diplomatic dependent.

He pointed at the numbers. "Go ahead and call," he urged.

"You can pass," the soldier barked and stepped back, waving for the other soldiers to lift the barricade.

"You sure you don’t want to call?" Lucky prodded.

"I said you could pass," the soldier said and marched stiffly away, the back of his neck beet red.

Kyriakos put the car into gear and they drove away. There was a long silence. Then Lucky said, "Doesn’t that make you mad… I mean this is your country. How come they can tell you where and when you can go someplace?"

Jim sighed. "It’s been that way for hundreds of years," he said. "Before the English it was the Turks. Before the Turks the Italians. Before the Italians the Crusaders. And so on all the way back as long as our history has been written."

"It’s not right," Lucky said.

Kyriakos asked Jim what Lucky was saying. Jim translated.

Kyriakos patted Lucky on the knee. "Good boy," he said in English. "Good American boy."

Lucky was surprised to see that Kyriakos’ eyes were moist with emotion.

They continued on and finally they reached the sea, which was shimmering and sparkling in the sun. The gray, imposing walls of Famagusta were a few miles ahead. But instead of going directly there, Kyriakos turned down a rutted road that wound through fragrant cedar until they came to a small adobe cottage with blue painted shutters and doors. Two immense trees towered over it, spreading the cooling shade nearly to the pebbled beach where a fishing boat was tipped over on its side.

Jim said, "We have been asked to lunch with Kyriakos’ sister, Pavlina," he said. He indicated the boat. "Her husband is a fisherman." Then he grinned, saying, "Actually, the invitation was for ‘mese,’ which is rather more than lunch, as you will see."

Kyriakos tooted his horn and a merry crowd ran out of the house – five children of various ages, along with a cheery woman Lucky assumed was Pavlina and a small, wiry man with a weathered face and a broad smile. The fisherman husband, no doubt.

Lucky was introduced all around – the fisherman’s name was Christos, but he soon forgot the names of the children. Everyone made a fuss over him, but they were especially attentive to Jim, who was an old friend of the family. They gave Jim the place of honor at a broad table made of rough boards that was set up under the trees. Lucky was put on one side, Kyriakos the other.

A flow of dishes and pottery poured across the table. Some came from inside the house, some from the big roasting grill set near the stone well, and the rest were from the large clay oven behind the house. Like most Cypriot ovens it was large enough for an average-sized man to stand up in, and half-again his length if he dared lay down on one of the wooden roasting racks.

So this was a mese, Lucky thought as he surveyed the table. It was exquisite – painted pottery of every kind and variety was strewn across the slate-gray boards. And the plates and bowls were heaped with an incredible variety of food of all colors, all textures and – as Lucky would soon learn - of every flavor sensation.

There were mounds of vegetables, both roasted and raw straight from the kitchen garden, all red and green and yellow. There were dark brown and pale brown mounds of baked goodies – not just bread, but little pancakes with surprises inside, such as a dollop of garlic olive oil, or a bit of melted goat cheese and green onions that oozed out into your mouth when you bit in. There were spinach pies and tasties of meat and raisins and rice rolled into grape leaves. There were meats – goat kabobs, slices of mutton, pork and something somebody said was camel, but Lucky didn’t want to think about it. There was fowl: tiny roasted birds you could chew up bones and all, as well as chicken and little black beads Lucky was told were the male parts of a rooster spread on garlic toast; and sea food of all kinds- squid, octopus, sea perch, tiny sardines roasted whole and a big red grouper spread out on a plate of pilaf. Of course there were olives, tomatoes, onions, eggs, some pickled some plain.

But as Lucky surveyed the table, he wondered if this wasn’t out of the ordinary. How could such an obviously poor fisher family afford such a spread on so common a day as a visit by their cousin.

Then he heard sharp whistles – the kind herders shrill when calling their flock or their dogs – and loud shouts and he saw people coming through the trees. Some were on foot, others on bicycles, and all of them were carrying baskets of food and jugs of drink.

Someone shouted, "Viva! Mesa! Gramaphona! Which Lucky later learned meant, "Life, feast and music."

Others took up the shout and to Lucky’s surprise, someone went to Kyriakos’ car and got out Jim’s wind up Victrola from the trunk. They stacked up some fish traps for a music stand and within a few minutes wild Greek music was playing and everybody was dancing around the table, clapping their hands and singing to a blushing Jim.

Lucky was astounded, thinking he must have missed something. "Is this your birthday, or something?" he asked, hoping it wasn’t, because he didn’t have a present.

"It’s sort of a birthday," Jim replied, still laughing and sipping at a glass of ouzo. "When I went away to school to Athens I didn’t have enough money for the boat passage." He indicated Kyriakos, "So my friend and his sister conspired with Christos the fisherman to sneak me out of the country."

Kyriakos was already drunk and he slapped Jim on the shoulder and roared in Greek - "Tell him! Tell the good American boy how we slipped past the British ships in the dead of night!"

And so Jim told him how they rowed half the night – there was no wind and the seas were befogged – until they found the friendly freighter that was waiting for him. Jim laid out palm to present all the frolicking people. "It is to people like them, that I owe my education, my brain, my life," he said.

Lucky didn’t know what to say, so he said something stupid, something he had heard adults say when they were being polite. "Your mother and father must be very proud."

To Lucky’s dismay his teacher’s face became sad, but then a pretty girl danced over, offering Jim the other end of a kerchief. Jim grabbed it and leaped up and whirled away in a dance to end all dances. Swooping and swirling about the girl, drinking ouzo and then doing the Cossack dance - which Jim later claimed originated with the Greeks - dropping to his haunches and kicking out of his feet at a furious pace.

Lucky felt embarrassed at first – obviously he’d said something wrong. Then a few girls came over and coaxed him to his feet. He was a fairly good dancer anyway, thanks to childhood lessons from his Aunt Rita. Also, Athena had taught him some of the Greek dances, so he bounded out with confidence. And soon he was dancing along with the best of them, the Victrola playing its crazy music, which would start out perfectly fine, then get slower and slower as the spring wound down, until somebody jumped in to wind the crank again.

Dusk came, then darkness and candles and torches and oil lamps were hung from the trees and the dancing and feasting went on.

During a quiet moment, Jim slipped up to Lucky, who was drinking thirstily from a dipper of cool well water. "I don’t think we’re going to see Othello’s Tower just yet, Lucky," he said. "I hope you’re not disappointed."

Lucky said, "I think this is a better story, Jim."

NEXT: THE CHURCH THAT THOUGHT IT WAS A MOSQUE

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